Although it is Tuesday I thought I'd post this...

Avocados
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go to Tesco for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read this again!
Men will get it the first time...

Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...