After returning from
his honeymoon in
Florida, with his bride Virginia,
Anthony
stopped by his old
barbers shop in Jersey
to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, how wasa da treep?"
Tony said , "Everything
wasa perfecto except
for da train ride
down "

Whatayou mean , Tony?" asked
Giovanni
"Well, we borda da
train at Grana Central
Station .
My beautiful wife
Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food.
She brough at da vino,
some nice cigars for me, and we were
lookina forward to da trip
and open upa da
Luncha basket.
The conductore
comea by , waga his
finger at us anda say, no eat indisa car
Musta use a dining car.."
"So, me and my beautiful Virginia , we
go to da dining car, eat
a biga lunch and starta
at open da bottle of a
nice vino!.
"Conductore walka by
again, waga his finger
and say, "No a smokina
disa car .
Musta go to smokina car... "
"We go to smokina car and I smok a biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I , we go to a sleeper car
anda go to bed.
We justa bout to go
boombada boombada
and the conductore,
he walka through da hallway
shouting at a top voice ...
Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka
Virgina !
Nexta time , I'ma just
gonna taka da bus."