Risque so brace yourselves. Reminded by the Stork joke....

A man walks into a pub with a Stork and a cat. Both he and the Stork buy a couple of rounds each. The barman asked why the cat wasn’t buying.

The man replied...
I was granted three wishes by a Genie.
I asked for a six pack....got that.
Next two were a tall, bird with long legs and a tight pussy.....got the Stork and the cat who won’t buy.

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