Originally Posted By Fox Terrier
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.

Reminds me of one of my son's jokes many years ago.

A piece of string walked into a bar and ordered a beer, the bar tender says sorry no string allowed in here. The piece of string walks out and then gets an idea. He ties himself in a knot and then ruffles up the loose end.
He walks back into the bar and the barmen says "aren't you a bit of string", "No!" was the reply, "I'm afraid not"

Peter

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