Three nuns were driving home when their car broke down. A woman in a Rolls Royce stopped and gave them a lift.

The first nun said: "What a beautiful car you are driving."
The woman answered a bit shy: "My naked friends bought me that"

After a while the second nun said: "What a beautiful necklace you are wearing."
Again the woman answered: "My naked friends bought me that."

Then the third nun said: "What a beautiful fur coat you have."
And the woman answered: "My naked friends bought me that"

When they arrived at the convent the nuns said to each other before entering: "Next time the bishop will not get away with his bar of chocolat!"

Dirk

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