Well I have just been shopping with swmbo yes she drags me around a huge S/market in and out of every bit . So my mind wanders off as I am looking at stuff . Out of the corner of my eye walks a stunning bit of crumpet . Dressed in all black tight black jean's and leather boot reaching from her feet to near her ( now now ) . As swmbo leads me from row to row , I keep passing his girl in black her long black silky hair down her back . Again off to another row. Only this time she is leaning over the cabinet trying to reach for something in a chiller her shirt had slipped up and you could see a large tattoo on her back waist high and it went downwards . I turned away and looked at the stock in the freezer and there in front of me was a huge advert "EXTRA TASTY" by hell it was innocent . I had to shoot away fast . Wonder when swmbo wants to go shopping again.

ps. Thats the 1st s/market add that's told the truth.