Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

Brought 800 cigarettes back for my friend after my holiday,
"How much do I owe you?" He enquired
"£385", I said,
"Kin 'ell, that's dear. Where did you go?" He shouted.
"Bournemouth" I replied

Those people who say they like the element of surprise are really not familiar with the periodic table.


A Roman Centurion walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
The barman says, "Don't you mean a Martini?"
The Centurion says, "If I'd wanted a double I'd have asked for one."