Not exactly a tool but it fits in with the above toolkit.....
Superglue. For making sure that the next thing you touch stays touched.

An example. A real incident. In the cigar factory the cigar rollers sat at a machine. Girls with long legs needed pads on the machine panel for comfort. One girl asked her technician, named Dobbin, his real name, to put some foam pads on for her. He checked where her knees were, put copious amounts of superglue on the pads. Pressed them against the machine, holding them in place, not realising the glue soaked through the foam. He was there for quite some time as people queued to take the p**s before they got his fingers free, most still had skin on the tips.

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