THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST.


I was a very happy man.
my wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married .
There was only one little thing bothering me .... It was her beautiful younger sister, my prospective sister in law was 22, wore very tight mini skirts and was generally bra-less .
She would regularly bend down when near me and I always got a more than a nice view . It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome . She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and committed my life to her sister , well I was in total shock and couldn't say a word . She said I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last fling , just come up and get me . I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs . I stood there for a moment . Then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door and headed towards the my car. Lo... and behold my future family was standing outside all with tears in there eyes . My future father in law put down his gun and hugged me and said " we are very happy that you have passed our little test we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter welcome to our family".










THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!