Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds .


A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on a porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandad, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off into the distance and does not answer his grandson. Grandad , " what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again.
The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and got a stiff neck
this was your grandmothers idea ".