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Paddy decides to start a handyman service to make some extra money.

He walks around a wealthy neighborhood and walks up to the first house and knocks on the door.

A man answers the door and Paddy asks "'scuse me Sir, Is der anny t'ing yer'l be wantin doin' at all at all".

The man tells him "The porch needs painting, how much would that cost?"

Paddy replies "How does fifty poinds soind?" The man agrees so Paddy gets to work.

When the man goes back into his house his wife asks him "That's very cheap - does he know that the porch goes right across the front of the house?" He tells her "He must know it, he saw it."

About an hour later, Paddy comes to the door to collect his money.

He says "I had some paint left over so I put on two coats."

The man is really impressed and gives Paddy the money.

Paddy thanks him and and as he is walking away says "And by the way, it's a BMW, not a porch."
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