An old sailor was in Port and decided he wanted a prostitute. Off he went to an establishment, handed over his money.
After a few minutes he asked his chosen partner...
“How am I doing? How do you rate a sailor?”
“Three knots” she replied.
“What does that mean.” He asked.
She replied....
“You’re not hard....you’re not in....you’re not getting a refund”.


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