I have dug up an old joke book from a packing case....brace yourselves!


A young pretty miss waqlked up to the bow legged chemist and asked..
"May I have some talcum powder, please?"
He said...
Yes ma'm, walk right this way."
She replied...
"If I could walk like that I wouldn't need any talcum powder".

Two millipedes were cuddling. The female was reluctant. She crossed her legs and said..
No, no, a thousand times, NO!"

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