Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

A man was staying a hotel.
The Spanish Inn.
One night he felt ill so phoned reception. They said they would send a doctor as there was one on hand.
Two minutes later a knock on the door. Man opened and outside was the hotel doctor.
Man said...”my word, what service. Very surprising though. I didn’t expect such a quick call”.
“Ah! Said the Dr. Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician”.