Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

Marie from Limerick was heavily pregnant....due to give birth any day. She was out for the day but...it happened...
She phoned her mother
“Ma, I think me waters are broke! Help me!”
Ma replied... OK Marie I will get someone to you...where are you ringing from?”
Marie, in panic answered..”from me minge to me ankles!”


Excuse the terminology...