Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

Tescos, good, occasionally busy later. Sainsburys, moderate to good, sale on Corn Flakes. Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Marks and Spencers and Co-Op, fair. Waitrose fair to moderate, spillage in aisle 7. Lidl, rough at first, moderate later.

And that's the end of the Shopping Forecast.