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A man goes to hospital with an arm injury. He is sat in a room waiting for an x-ray.
Turns to the man on his rigt and the chap says

“Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face! Great chieftain o' the pudding race”

Turns to the chap on his left who says
"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie. O, what a panic's in by thy beastie”

Worried he asks a nurse if he was in the psychiatric unit.
No, she says, this is the Burns unit.