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Arthur Davidson, the founder of the Harley-Davidson died and went to heaven.
At the gates Saint Peter said: “Welcome my son. You have always been a good person. Your bikes have dominated the world of motorcycles so you may meet whoever you like.”
Arthur said he wanted to meet God and Saint Peter introduced him to God.

God said: “So you are the founder of Harley-Davidson?”

“Indeed I am” said Arthur.

God answered: “That wasn’t a very good creation. It’s an unstable vehicle, makes a lot of noise, very polluting , complicated to service and a very high mpg.”

Arthur was a bit flabbergasted and replied: “Excuse me but didn’t you create woman?”

“I did.” said God.

“Ok. As we are two professionals: your creation was an average job. The front suspension is very unreliable, she is very loud and talks too much, in most cases the rear suspension is too weak en shakes a lot. The intake is too close to the exhaust and maintenance cost is exuberant.”

God replied: “You may be right, my creation has faults but if I consult my data, there are more men using my creation than they are using yours.”