At a mental hospital :

Doctor: - What is this?

Mad man: - This is a book i wrote. It has a total of 500 pages.

Doctor:- You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?

Mad man:- On the first page i wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'.
And on the last page i wrote 'The king reached the jungle'.

Doctor:- So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?

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Doctor :- (stunned) And what's that?

Mad Man:- That's the sound of the horse running...The hooves digging the terrain.

Doctor:- And who will read your story?

Mad Man:- I will put it on Talk Morgan plenty of nutters on there who will definitely read it..... One of them is reading it as we speak!

Last edited by Neptune; 30/08/20 07:45 AM.