Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

The worst thing about bigamy, is it means you have two mothers-in-law.

Still, here’s a wee limerick on the subject....

There once was an old man of Lyme.
Who married three wives at a time:
When asked, "Why a third?"
He replied, "One's absurd!
And bigamy, sir, is a crime."