Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

I don't want to alarm anyone but the Coronavirus will soon spread irreversibly, the prime source of infection is banknotes, don't touch them, take them with gloves and put them in a sealed envelope then leave the envelope outside your front door.
Starting early tomorrow morning until late at night I will pass door to door to collect them for disposal.

I am doing this voluntarily in the cause of public health!