Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier .

A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor .
Instead of the Police

Don't worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you.

Old age is when you stop growing at both ends and and begin to grow in the middle .

ps. This has nothing to do with Simon's birthday . innocent hide