Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude , the captain announced ;"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York . The weather ahead is good , so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back , relax and ... OH MY GOD!"

Silence followed----complete silence!-----

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.

" Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you,While I was talking to you , a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap . You should see the front of my pants!".

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled "

For the lovva Jaysus ,
you should see the back of mine!"