Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

My shopping list said 'two carrots'. (Apparently for my mother as I later discovered).
There were no loose carrots.
'Does this mean two bags?' I pondered.
I placed two bags in my basket, but after a moment or two thought better of it. I removed one bag.

"Why did you bring a bag of carrots when I asked for two?"
Was the question.
"I nearly brought two bags" was my reply.
"Its a good job you didn't" was the reply.
"Would you rather have had no carrots?" I replied
"That's not the point. Why didn't you ring me.........." was the closing statement.