A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened
to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking
around I noticed one of the cows had something
white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it
- stuck right in the middle of the cow's bum

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my
wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''

I don't remember much after that