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A young man goes to his wise old Father and shares his dilemma....he knows he should settle down, choose a wife, start a family....put down roots. He tells his Father he has two lovely girls that might make suitable spouses, but cannot decide. His wise, and tolerant, Father asks him to explain. One gal is named Kate, she is lovely beyond words, she has a gorgeous body, a heavenly face, and...blushing...says...a wonderful, talented, and giving lover. His Father nods, pulls on his pipe and asks....what is wrong with her? Son adds...she is dumb as a post. He continues … The other gal is named Edith. She is tall, athletic, a great cook, well educated, comes from a great family, and a friend to all she meets. Father asks the same question...what is wrong with her? Son adds.... she hates sex.

The Father ponders all that he has heard and suggests that his son delay the nuptials… And says... perhaps you can have your Kate and Edith too.