Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

is watching recordings of X-Factor/Strictly.....
I am bored so here’s another.........

Have you had to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 more?

You could be entitled for compensation.

Call, "The Pro Claimers" now.



Car related....
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the bonnet of her Honda Civic.

But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.