I'm a Seenager!!

Being a Seenager is defined as having everything that you wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.

You don’t have to go to school or work.
You get an allowance.
You have your own home and it is probably paid for.
You can sleep as late as you want and you don’t have a curfew.
You have a driver’s license and your own Sports Car
You have ID that gets you into bars and you can buy wine in the supermarket.
You not afraid of your partner getting pregnant (chance would be a fine thing!!)
You don’t have acne.
You can get legal drugs.
You can flirt with ladies without worrying about getting in over your head.
You can wear what you want and swear without getting a bad reputation and you don’t have to care about what you should be when you grow up.

Sounds perfect!

Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...