Life before the Computer

Memory was something that you lost with age.

An application was for employment .

A program was a TV Show.

A cursor used profanity.

A Keyboard was a piano!

A web was a spider's home.

A Virus was the flue!

A CD was a bank account .

A hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy... you just hoped nobody found out!