A man buys an Aero and is really beginning to enjoy it when he spots flashing lights behind him. So he shoots away and is up way past 100mph when he realizes what he is doing .
He slows down , then pulls over and soon the copper pulls up behind him .
He comes over to the window and asks "What were you thinking taking off like that?"
"Well", the man replies thinking about it for a bit . "A few years ago a patrol officer ran off with my wife".
"What does that have to do with anything".

"I thought you were bringing her back".

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 09/03/18 03:52 PM.