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This is alleged to be a true story and happened in the States although the fare was a Brit.


The story of the naked woman
A fully naked British goes up in a taxi whose driver is a Chinese. He looked at her from top to bottom and several times.
The worried woman asks:
Have you ever seen a naked woman?
Chinese taxi driver answers:
- I don't look at you because you're naked. I'm worried because I'm watching and watching and I don't see where you have the money to pay me.
Moral:
You have to be like the Chinese!
Focus on your business and not distractions!