Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

While Bob was sunbathing naked at the beach at Green Valley, for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat.."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "Madam, if you were better looking, it would lift itself."