Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

My brother Bill's a fireman bold,
He pits oot fires.
He's only 22 years old,
He pits oot fires.
He went tae a fire one night
Someone shouted dynamite,
Wherever he is, he'll be all right,
He pits oot fires.

To the tune of "There is a happy land"