Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

Has just summed me up! on my desk is a plastic pencil sharpener in the shape of a heart . I picked it up and did a George Michael for her . "Last Christmas I gave you my heart" . She said " you are mad " and ran off . I was only being romantic wait till bedtime I will have a headache let her get out of that.