POSTMAN'S PATS LAST DAY .
It was postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather .
To the same villages and towns .
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there who hugged and congratulated him on his way with a cheque for 50/- quid .
At the second home they presented him an-18 carat gold watch .
The folks at the thirs house handed him a bottle of 15 year old Scotch Whisky .
At the fourth house he was met by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind . With the most passionate sex he had ever experienced . When they went downstairs, the Blonde fixed him a full English Breakfast: Bacon, eggs, sausage , black pudding, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, hash browns, and fried bread . With freshly squeezed fresh orange juice . As she was pouring him a cup of fresh steaming coffee he noticed a quid coin on in his saucer. All this was just to wonderful for words . He said " but whats the quid for?". " well" said the dumb blonde " last night I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you". "I asked him what I should give you."
He said F**k him, give him a quid. She smiled shyly and said " the breakfast was my idea".