It is raining outside so just in the mood for some happy thoughts........
Brace yourselves......




Shakespeare walked into a pub.
The landlord said, "Get out; yer barred!"

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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.


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A woman on a plane sneezes, takes out a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and then visibly shudders for ten to fifteen seconds.
A man sitting next to her notices but just goes back to reading his book.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezes again, takes a tissue, wipes her nose, and then shudders violently once more.
He assumes that the woman might have a cold, but the man is curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass and the woman sneezes yet again.
As before, she takes a tissue, wipes her nose, and yet again her body shakes - even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turns to the woman and says, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK? - Is anything wrong?”
“I am sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.”
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, but still curious “I have never heard of that condition before” he asks. “Are you taking anything for it?”
The woman nodded, “Pepper.”

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Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses.
He ate very little, which made him frail.
His odd, weird diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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