rofl Some nice ones there Graham.

My favourite is

Golfer: "I think my problem might be that I'm standing too close to the ball when I hit it."
Caddie: "I think your problem might be that you're standing too close to the ball after you've hit it, sir."


Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE