An advertising exec, an accountant, and a Morgan owner were at the bar discussing the relative values and enjoyment of mistresses and wives.

The advertising exec decided, 'I would much rather have my mistress! It is always exciting and a little bit naughty and different.'

The accountant said, 'I much prefer my wife. I like the stability and certainty.'

The Morgan owner said, 'I like to have both. That way, my wife can think I'm with my mistress, my mistress can think I'm with my wife, and I can get back to the garage to get some work done on the car.'


Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE