Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

Thought I’d try one of the new takeaways that have opened up since the lockdown began; the Eskimo one seemed interesting. Phoned to place an order.

Disappointed that there were only 3 items on the menu:

1) Whale meat.
2) Whale meat.
3) Vera Lynn.

I asked what the Vera Lynn was. It was: Whale meat again.........