Originally Posted by pickles
Another Geordie joke.Guy chatting up girls in the water at swimming baths one of the girls says are yer flirting Geordie says nah I've one foot on the floor.


Nice one

A Geordie goes into the opticians. The ophthalmologist points at the eye test chart and asks "Can you see the board"

To which the Geordie replies "Bord ? I canna even see the cage man"

Giles. Mogless in Paris.