Almost missed the Monday Window...

Bill Clinton, George Bush and Donald Trump were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country.

Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake". The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado". Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall

The last person Donald Trump was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.
As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".

Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...