In Portsmouth a woman was so fed up with things she decided to throw herself into the sea. She went to the jetty but was spotted by a sailor...
Please don’t do that...I will smuggle you onto my ship, feed you, look after you until we dock in America where you can start a new life.Just let me make love to you every night.
She thinks a while then agrees.
He takes her to a lifeboat and hides her there, bringing food and having mad passionate sex for three nights.
On day 4 she is discovered and brought before the Captain.
She explained that the sailor would help her if he could screw her every night.
Captain replied....” he certainly did screw you...this is the Isle of Wight ferry “


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