In a Kilt shop in Edinburgh, the door opened and in walked the typical American tourist

'Say buddy' i want a family kilt made

'Certainly sir and what is your name?

'Pirelli'

'Oh dear' said the assistant after checking the tartan book, 'There is no such tartan'
'
'I am willing to pay good money to go home in a Pirelli tartan kilt', fetch the manager'

The manager came and carefully listened to his insistence there was a PIrelli tartan

'I must agree with my assistant, 'There is no such Tartan'

I am willing to pay 5000 pounds for a kilt

'Oh in that case sir, we can arrange something, Miss Toner Get the bolt of McIntyre tartan out and start measuring this gentleman'

'But Mr Wallace.......'
'
Now now my girl, it will do, Everyone knows Pirelli have been McIntyres for years'

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