The Pope was being driven around Glasgow in the Pope Mobile when the Pope says

' I've been sitting in the back of this thing for years how's about giving me a wee shot of driving ? '

So , the Chauffeur gets out and sits in the back and allows the Pope to drive - however , not being used to the sensitive accelerator he goes over the speed limit and is pulled over by a Policeman .

The Policeman immediately phones his office back in Govan and says to his mate ' You'll never guess who I pulled over today ? ' .

' Dunno , Steven Gerrard , Rangers Manager ? ' .

' No , higher up than that ' .

' Dunno , Nicola Sturgeon ? ' .

' No , much higher up than her ' .

' Dunno , who was he then ? ' .

' Well , I don't know who he was but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur !! ' .