Originally Posted By +8Rich

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some road-kill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.


My younger brother, the one that spent a good part of his youth stoned, was stranded in outback Australia whilst hitchhiking from Somewhere to Nowhere. He was starting to get a bit hungry so decided to cut himself a kangaroo steak off a fresh roadkill. So he started hacking away and a voice behind him said "What do you're doin'". A bit embarrassed he started to explain he was hungry. "Well" said the tramps "that's obvious, but take my tip; there's another roo over there that a couple of days old and nicely aged." My brother reckoned that the old guy probably knew a thing or two and decided to take his advice.

Peter

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