A pirate with an eyepatch, pegleg, and hook for a hand walks into a bar.

The bartender notices his leg, "How did you get that pegleg?"

The pirate replies, "It were many years ago - ooohh arrr. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard. The shark bit off ma leg - oooh arrr !"

"Wow," replies the bartender - "That's awful. What about that hook?"

The pirate replies, "It were many years ago - oohh arrr. I were walkin' on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard. The whale bit off ma hand - oooh arrr!"

"Oh, that's terrible" replies the bartender. "How about the eye?"

The pirate replies, "It were many years ago - oooh arrr. I were walkin' on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye - oooh arrr."

"And that blinded you?" asked the bartender.

"No, twas my first day with the hook - oooh arrrrrrggg"
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