Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Monday humour

Richard ,
I got it off that 90 year old ex coal miner who we keep an eye on . Miners have a great sense of humour no PC up here . I had just spent a good while typing out a load of Christmas jokes for the bent minded ie mog owners . Flicked back and spotted you got this off JTL never read beneath that and thought you must have popped in on TM . instantly cleared it off . Only to look back and see it was not the latest jokes . Its a Monday Anyway had a hard day y/day took me shopping the sly tinker changed places to go and it was a dump nothing for me . On returning I shot my cash in the machine to get under the Tyne Tunnel and it refused to lift the bar up so we could get away . Cars pilling up behind me . I kept pressing the button but not a reply . I started to hit the machine and said to the bloke in his box get off your fat lazy arse and sort it out the cars are pilling up . Funny a message came over he was refunding my cash as 50p short . I popped it back in and away we went as 1.70p had been in from start . Wonder where all the 50ps end up .