A little Halloween humour
A cabbie picks up a Nun. The cab driver stares at her.
She asks him why he's staring and he says, "I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."
She says ,"I'll kiss you if you are single and Catholic."
The cab driver says,"I'm both!"The nun says"Pull into an alley" The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush.
Back in the cab though, the driver starts crying. "I lied.I'm married and Jewish."
The nun says,"That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party"