One I got from JTL - it's about right too laugh2

A Commentary
Hi everyone,

A friend sent me the
following:

*It Snowed Last
Night*

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I
didn't make a snow woman.

.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow
woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women
everywhere..

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit
and moaned it should have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..woman...person asked why I
didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained
about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow
figures with.
.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow
couple is white.

8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the
snow woman wear a burqa.
.
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the
broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted
women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened
me with eviction..

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I
know the difference between snowmen and snow-women. I replied
"Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

.9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble
during difficult weather.
.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children
were taken by social services.

.9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched
down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

*Moral?*

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have
become.
All the best for Christmas
and the New Year.

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