Talking of really bad puns, Aldi USA have released a range of cheeses with names based on pop songs....

Wake Me Up Before You Goat Goat
(1984's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!),

Sweet Cheddar of Mine
(1987's "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses),

Girls Just Wanna Have Fontina
(1983's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper),

Pour Some Gouda on Me
(1987's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard)

Total Eclipse of the Havarti
(1983's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler).

I do hope they don't do it here, it is an insult to fine cheese...

Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...